Daily Bimbo 4

Like the two bimbos in the following video, I was in the mood to amuse everyone today and tell a couple of blond jokes, unfortunately, like them, I didn't get any of the jokes either and I had to look for someone to explain them to me.

Yes, these two try to tell a bunch of blond jokes, but they keep having to stop and explain them to each other.


It's bad when the subject in the joke is smarter than the teller...
"A blond was going to the airport, saw a sign that said 'airport left', so she turned around and went home. Uh... I don't get it."

Or when the teller thinks the joke makes sense...
"The blond was so stupid she asked for a price check at the dollar store. Uh... I've done that before."

This one is almost transcendent...
"The blond was so stupid she studied for a blood test. Uh... Of course you have to study, otherwise you'll get a needle in your arm."

Daily Bimbo 3

It's been a while since I displayed one of the fine Bimbos of the world. This blond explains about being a vegetarian and why she eats chicken ("Duh! A chicken is a bird and a cow is an animal!")

I love the reporter's comments afterwards, "I've interviewed poodles with better verbal skills." I've met some pretty smart poodles in my time, I don't doubt it.

Daily Bimbo 2

Since the last post didn't have a very high bimbo quotient, I'll give you another dose of bimbo for your enjoyment. You've all probably seen this one by now, but no collection of bimbos should be without this one.

Miss Teen USA 2007 from South Carolina explains why some Americans, excuse me, some "US Americans" cannot find the US on a map:

Why didn't *I* think of that, duh, of course it's because they don't *have* maps. And because of, like South Africa and Iraq and stuff. See, she's one of the smart ones, she's figured out the big problem with US American education - the lack of proper materials. I wish I was as smart as her.

Your Daily Dose Of Bimbo

Since some people were disappointed with the lack of bimbo content in my previous post, I thought I'd give you more bimbo in this post.

Here is a bimbo on a game show explaining how her husband is urban, why he had to go to the doctor because he's urban, and that the doctor gave her something because of it. Thankfully he's only been urban for two months.

See she's definitely a dumb bimbo, everyone knows you go to the doctor because of your husband's rural.

Things I Want To Buy II

I'm always on the lookout for a new skin, and looking at the Celestial Studios blog, I see the Drama Queen line which looks to have potential. Good name, too.

Drama Queen - Bright and slick multitonal eyemakeup paired with glossy lips. This is a "liquid eyeshadow" look that works great with the bright colors ever present in the new Last Call clothing collection.

Fabulous eye-makeup and glossy lips, excellent. I wish I could get my lipstick to look like that in RL.

One day, shortly after I joined SL, I was walking out of the drug store, when I spied a woman with great make-up, it looked like she'd just walked out of the salon. I walked over to her, opened my mouth to ask her where she bought her skin, and then I realized what I was about to say. Instead, I asked her where she got her makeup done. Serious blond moment averted at the last second.

Update 03/10/2007: I tried out the skins but was non-plussed. They certainly were nice in general, but the eye makeup wasn't as good as I hoped and the choice of colors was limited, if the skins combined the eye shadow from the "Bright Eyes" and the lips from the "Bright Lips" series of the Vogue line, that would be good. Also, I don't like pubic hair, even in small patches.