Fear Of Barbie's Big Boobs

Melissa Yeuxdoux writes about her fear of being labeled a Barbie for being tall, thin, and having large breasts. Although I never had a Barbie with proportions like hers in her recent forays into the realm of massive breasts.

I enjoy being labeled a Barbie both in Real Life and Second Life, here are my reasons why:

All the kids love her

People recall their time with her wistfully and with a smile

Her wide selection of clothes

She's a princess, a veterinarian, an astronaut, a diplomat, and so much more

She has pet cats, dogs, horses, pandas, lions, and zebras

She is about to turn fifty and doesn't look a day over twenty

She has a pilot's license and flys commercial jets

She is into BDSM

Every guy has looked up her skirt at one time or another

People spend lots of money on her

With all that, how could you *not* want to be Barbie?

I'm glad Melissa is enjoying her time with massive breasts and has the guts to do it. Maybe I'll buy a set and we can form a Big Boob Solidarity movement. Perhaps I could sell advertising on the side of them like the Goodyear blimp.