I was going through my Google Analytics and looking at what people who came to my site from Google searched for.
make me a bimbo: Type this into Google and I'm the *third* result - yay me! In searching for just 'bimbo' to see if I placed in the top 10 pages, which I don't, I found this wonderful definition of bimbo: "Bimbo is short for the term 'body impressive brain optional'." That has got to be my new slogan.
Perhaps I will start a deportment school to teach 'How To Be A Bimbo' to innocent wallflowers who want to blossom. Or write 'An Idiot's Guide To Being A Bimbo". Even better, write 'A Bimbo's Guide To....' I'm making a mental note to start a new series based on that idea as soon as possible. Heck, I'll trademark it :)
Other notable Google search terms that lead to my page are:
"second life" "mistress" escort: For which this site places *second* - now all I have to do is sit back and wait for the submissive male clients to roll in :)
screaming catholic orgasm: Something I know *nothing* about. Or so I would have the nuns believe.
second life alliance navy: Where I place on the fourth page. BTW, I found out who the Alliance Navy's enemies are. I will post that separately.
Going through the referrals and the search terms is always amusing for a site. You end up discovering the weird things people search for.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Make Me A Bimbo
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I'll never link to you again with the word 'bimbo'. Ok? :d
::: comes rolling in :::
Hey! Then I'll charge you double for lessons.
So, wrath, do you have your own collar or do I need to provide one?
Bimbo? But I would think that being a Mistress would require a fair amount of intelligence. It takes a lot of planning, organization, and preparation to do a good job on the primary job requirements of any Mistress.
Bimbo Mistress? Seems to be an oxymoron. Bimbo sub? Hmmm, have you seen anyone with a gag on and a lot of extra hardware installed lately that would fit that description? :)
Everyone knows the subs are the ones really in control in the relationship. *They* need to be the smart ones. All you need to be a Mistress is the ability to crack a whip and make pointless demands. The subs are the ones left trying to figure out how to make those demands happen. I mean, even a *model* can be a Mistress - no training required.
As far as the gag and extra hardware, pffffh, that could be anyone. :)
I think Vint was trying to make her collar work, perhaps its her.
I would agree with Tiessa...It's really a subs market I think. If you don't give then enough attention they leave, which is difficult for me when you want to do much more than live a BDSM lifestyle 24/7. That's why I've downsized my subs and created a family of like minded Mistresses and subs. We are online at various times of the day in many time zones. My little BDSM group has gone global!
i also agree with tiessa, having lived the submissive life with a master. it was clear to me i was the boss of the relationship. my master knew i would quit at any moment if i wasnt happy. so he almost became the sub to make sure i stayed.
its not hard to be a master all you do is throw a few demands around and punish if they arent respected. the sub is doing all the work both for her master and for herself.
How did you like your time as a sub? I take it from your statement that you stopped it before you left SL?
When I get to my story parts about BDSM, I will start to expand on some of my theories as well :)
You're now the first result on Google! xD
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