Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I Sense A Disturbance In The Pink Side Of The Force

As if a million bimbos cried out "Duh?!" and then were silent...

A strange thing has been happening over the past day to my blog traffic. Normally, I receive 1-2 search results a day for "make me a bimbo" or "how to be a bimbo", since I'm #1 and #2 respectively for those search results on Google.

In the past day, those traffic numbers have spiked dramatically, and I've received 51 unique visitors in about 24 hours for "how to be a bimbo" and 12 unique visitors for "make me a bimbo". My Make Me A Bimbo post briefly passed my homepage on the number of hits it received. I can't explain why there arose this sudden interest in acting like a bimbo.

Even though I am a bimbo, all of my posts about the "make me a bimbo" phenomena are merely pointing out that I'm highly ranked on Google for that phrase. But then again, these are bimbo wannabes searching for the information.

To all of the wannabe bimbos out there who are discovering my blog for the first time, welcome! I think I'll have to turn up the bimbo quotient here for a while to satisfy the growing need for bimbo related material. In the mean time, check out the Mistress Strangelove series for reading, hopefully my ditziness will rub off on you. For the love of god, avoid the first post in the "bimbo's guide" series on LSL scripting, it'll make your fluffy pink head hurt - it makes mine hurt and I wrote it.

Or maybe this is a result of the launch of my "inTiessa" brand...

4 comments:

Casius Masala said...

I just started to pay attention to your blog and now I have to read the whole thing!

Tiessa said...

Welcome to my blog!

You look a bit man shaped to be trying to figure out how to be a bimbo though ;)

Casius Masala said...

I thought you were going to create a Bimbo for me...

Isn't "make me a Bimbo" kinda like "make me a sandwich"?

Anyone that can use the term "cognitive dissonance" in a post on nipple bells needs a careful read.

Tiessa said...

LMAO! Definitely welcome to my blog if you bring a sense of humor like that.

I'm glad you are enjoying your visit.